“Can I kill him?”

— Lizbeth Salander

“I think you’re constipated, in your fucking soul.”

— Penelope (Rachel Weisz), The Brothers Bloom

“That feeling is far too familiar: it’s been burning in my beaver since the day I lost my brothers.”

— Isabelle, Your Highness

“She looking right at us! Remain perfectly still!”

— Thadius, Your Highness

“which leads me to my second rule: the ‘double tap.’ In those moments when you’re not sure the undead are really DEAD dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head and this lady could have avoided becoming a human happy meal.”

- Columbus, Zombieland

“I was gonna listen to it, but then I decided to carry on with my life.”

- Aldous Snow, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

“I kicked him so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth.”

- Scott Pilgrim

“I’m excited about Tron Legacy because it has my two favorite actors: I get to see young Jeff Bridges and old Jeff Bridges together.”

- Alex Smith

“… We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen Amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”

- Raoul Duke Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, (1998)