“I feel like I’m the ruler of Prussia. A battle-proven state that no one gives a fuck about.”
— Chris B.
Archive for the ‘Quote of the day’ Category
“This must be what it feels like to have sex with me!”
— Archer
“What’s red and smells like blue paint?
“Red paint.”
— Kari, Mythbusters
“Number one: when your swimming in the ocean always swim with a buddy. Number two: if I see a shark, I take my dive knife, I stab my buddy.”
— Nathan Fillion
“It’s just a social club. You know, like the French Revolution, the Black Panthers, or Communism.”
— Jim, The Office
“I told you: we’re far past rules. If we start having rules now, everything we’ve built collapses.”
— Darryl, The Office
“Boner Bomb — Saving the world has never been this hard!”
— Michael Scott, The Office
“It had a little bit of ribbing on it, for her pleasure. And by ‘her,’ I mean Ryan.”
— Dave
“Dancing’s really a big deal for me, because I’m white and its funny.”
- Adam, Mythbusters
“For [Michael J. Fox], shake n’ bake is a one step process.”
– Kenny Presto