“Can I kill him?”
— Lizbeth Salander
“The common loon: that’s like Adolf Hitler good!”
— Alex
“Can I kill him?”
— Lizbeth Salander
Everybody poops, except the Catholics, because that’s pure concentrated evil coming out of you butt.
— Mihály, from Family Guy
“This must be what it feels like to have sex with me!”
— Archer
“I feel like I’m the ruler of Prussia. A battle-proven state that no one gives a fuck about.”
— Chris B.
“What’s red and smells like blue paint?
“Red paint.”
— Kari, Mythbusters
“Number one: when your swimming in the ocean always swim with a buddy. Number two: if I see a shark, I take my dive knife, I stab my buddy.”
— Nathan Fillion