“Can I kill him?”

— Lizbeth Salander

Everybody poops, except the Catholics, because that’s pure concentrated evil coming out of you butt.

— Mihály, from Family Guy

“This must be what it feels like to have sex with me!”

— Archer

“I feel like I’m the ruler of Prussia. A battle-proven state that no one gives a fuck about.”

— Chris B.

Thanks, Sami! I’m loving the Lavatube! It’s splendid, just like you!

“What’s red and smells like blue paint?
“Red paint.”

— Kari, Mythbusters

“Number one: when your swimming in the ocean always swim with a buddy. Number two: if I see a shark, I take my dive knife, I stab my buddy.”

— Nathan Fillion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1xDKJxICJQ

Final installment.