“This shit is WAY Bedazzled!”
— Blake
“If you could order women like that on the Internet, believe me, my credit card would be MAXED OUT.”
— Evans
“You can’t spell ‘awesome’ without ‘me’.”
— Alex, O’Charley’s server
“How did you find me?”
“I just walked around and yelled a lot.”
- Arthur & The Tick
“I always think that I make the kind of movies that I wanna watch. It just so happens I wanna watch some really sick stuff.”
— Sacha Baron Cohen
“Please welcome a recurring dream of mine: Jennifer Lope and Cameron Diaz.”
— Billy Crystal, The 84th Academy Awards
24
Feb
More coffee
23
Feb
New kilt
I have been inspired. Bleached and coffee dyed denim. We’ll see how it turns out.
“Stupid fucking white man.”
— Nobody, Dead Man
“I will be her vaginal birth!”
— Dorothy