“There are over five hundred and fifty million firearms in worldwide circulation. Thats one firearm per every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: ‘How do we arm the other eleven?’”
- Yuri Orlov, Lord of War
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"While private gunrunners continue to thrive, the world's biggest arms suppliers are the U.S., U.K., Russia, France and China.
They are also the five permanent members of the U.N. security council."
- Lord of War, closing
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"Are you questioning my bad-ass-ness?! Have you SEEN my guns?"
-Puck, GLEE!
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“We’re planning on slapping them down like the hand of God.”
-Artie Abrams, Glee
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[character attempting to get a library card]
Librarian: "You do understand that this card is only valid until you die?"
Character: "Dis iz good; dis is exactly how long I want it."
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"Your anger is a touch much, and I don't care for your hatred, but your passion is inspiring."
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[footnote: a downstocking report is a tool used at work to allocate product to empty locations, used to maintain inventory integrity and customer satisfaction, often overlooked by those assigned to generate and complete them]
A paraphrase from Aldo Raines of Inglorious Basterds, to be spoken in his drawl:
"Every one of you owes me […] downstocking reports. And I WANT my downstocking reports!"
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And I quote: "I'm trying to think of a compliment that's worthy … Man-tastic!"
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